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April 14th, 2010 
Brian Jones 
Oh… wait, Zeus is not a dick now? He was just misunderstood all those times he tried to kill all the humans and it wasn’t really rape, your mom totally wanted it. As a parting gift, Zeus zaps (zaps, not rapes surprisingly) that ageless woman back to life. You know the one that was cursed with eternal life and wanted nothing more then to be dead and never have to watched loved ones pass away again? Well, whatever, Perseus needs something to stick his half god dick into and in the cracked out mind of the writer this equals a happy ending.
So there you have it. The remake of a movie that was mainly made with clay and paper backdrops, when given hundreds of millions of dollars, advanced graphics and about 20 years to work things out managed to be worse then the original. Hollywood tricked us once again!
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Wow… these illustrations are amazing…
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After sitting through the awful 3D of Alice in Wonderland and thinking my head might explode before the end, I went to see Clash in good ole 2D mode. Guess what? I liked it. I thought it make a ton more sense than the 70′s version. It was a solid popcorn muncher of a ride film. I really think the post process 3D effort is hurting more than it helps. Eye strain makes you far more critical of the thing passing before your eyes. My 2 cents for what its worth. I did enjoy your drawings.
Yeah, maybe a nice 2D version would be less annoying. I think what angered me most was seeing what was removed from this film, and the last minute hacking and cutting that changed the tone of it. I don’t mind popcorn flicks, but they tinkered with this one too much and muddled it up for me. The 70′s version made less sense, but it made up for it with spirit and character. It tried harder, they only had clay to work with too!