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April 14th, 2010 
Brian Jones 
So the son of god decides to get a bunch of people together to kill the gods and stop the Krakken. He can’t stress enough that he is a simply man and not “one of them”. He then gets a magic sword from heaven and is shown a magic flying horse. He scoffs at both and decided to rough it as a human. However the next pointless scene shows him sword fighting, for the first time in his life, with the grace and skill of a ballerina. We didn’t even get a montage, he’s just that good. Don’t bother with the names of the guys he travels with, I don’t think they even have names. I think the script just calls them “comic relief”.
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Wow… these illustrations are amazing…
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After sitting through the awful 3D of Alice in Wonderland and thinking my head might explode before the end, I went to see Clash in good ole 2D mode. Guess what? I liked it. I thought it make a ton more sense than the 70′s version. It was a solid popcorn muncher of a ride film. I really think the post process 3D effort is hurting more than it helps. Eye strain makes you far more critical of the thing passing before your eyes. My 2 cents for what its worth. I did enjoy your drawings.
Yeah, maybe a nice 2D version would be less annoying. I think what angered me most was seeing what was removed from this film, and the last minute hacking and cutting that changed the tone of it. I don’t mind popcorn flicks, but they tinkered with this one too much and muddled it up for me. The 70′s version made less sense, but it made up for it with spirit and character. It tried harder, they only had clay to work with too!