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My cousin Nick plays this new Xbox Live only online shooter for me because I am old and don’t have the energy to call strangers names anymore.
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Blacklight: Tango Down
August 27th, 2010 
Brian Jones 
Posted in Featured, Games, Reviews 
Tags: 360, arcade, Blacklight, Call of Duty, Down, FPS, Halo, Tango, XBLA, xbox 
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Spanked to Death
August 24th, 2010 Brian Jones Get spanked with justice in EA’s new comedic action RPG title DeathSpank for Xbox Live and Playstation Network
Fallout: New Vegas Voice Actors Revealed
August 11th, 2010 Brian Jones The voice cast for the highly anticipated Fallout: New Vegas was announced, check out what all the actors look like so you can match a face to the voice!
Posted in Featured, Games, Sci-Fi, Television Tags: Bethesda, Blade Trilogy, Boston Legal, Chuck, Danny Trejo, fallout, Felicia Day, Friends, From Dusk Till Dawn, Hellboy, John Doman, Kris Kristofferson, Machete, Matthew Perry, Michael Dorn, Mr. Las Vegas, Mystic River, ps3, Rene Auberjonois, Ron Perlman, Shawshank Redemption, Sons of Anarachy, star trek, The Guild, The Wire, Wayne Newton, William Sadler, xbox, Zach Levi No Comments »
CrackDown 2
July 30th, 2010 Brian Jones The original Crackdown was literally crack for me. I knew deep down that the game wasn’t good for me, but I still would spend hours climbing buildings and looking for orbs while throwing buses at random thugs. I was surprised by the announcement of the sequel, and pleased to hear they ramped Read More
Naughty Bear
July 9th, 2010 Brian Jones I remember when the game Bully came out, everyone was outraged that it was a GTA style game with kids, instead of guns you had sling shots, instead of grenades you had fire crackers and instead of fighting mobsters for turf, you had to survive jocks in gym class. It was a fun game that gave us a Read More
The $60 Sure Thing
February 9th, 2010 Brian Jones Single gamers, take heart this Valentine’s Day for while you haven’t found love, you can skip the whole ordeal of meeting the expectations of others and instead spend you money on the only sure thing this loveless weekend. That’s right, BioShock 2 is out. Sure, you may not have love, but Read More
Posted in Games Tags: bid daddy, big sister, bioshock, little sister, ps3, rapture, sequel, valentine's day, xbox 4 Comments »A Kingdom for Keflings
January 7th, 2010 Brian Jones As a reviewer I was often forced to play games I hated, this turned me into a jaded gamer who was fueled only by getting free copies of games and making witty comments ripping apart shitty games. As this proves to be quite the volatile combination, you can imagine I didn’t work with many Read More
Posted in Games, Reviews Tags: Live Arcade 360, Ninja Bee, pc, Real Time Strategy, Resource Gathering, RTS, xbox 7 Comments »Plastic Booty Rockin’
November 12th, 2009 Brian Jones If you look at my apartment you can clearly see the last thing I need is another plastic instrument. I got guitars and drums and microphones littering the floor, like an over grown preschooler with his Fisher Price noise makers. When I heard about DJ Hero I was ready to hang up the plastic toys Read More
