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Dead Rising 2

Brian Jones — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:18:36 +0000

When a sequel learns from the mistakes of the past and actually attempts to resolve the major complaints of the first, you have to really admire that. The original Dead Rising was an interesting title that showed a lot of promise, but was bogged down by the many quirks, bugs and Read More

Blacklight: Tango Down

Brian Jones — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:08:31 +0000

My hopes of this game being a Borderlands style shooter with tons of weapons or a CSI game looking for “evidence” in a seedy hotel room with an actual black light had been quickly crushed when I loaded up this new first person shooter from developer Zombie Studios. I had read Read More

Spanked to Death

Brian Jones — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 00:04:01 +0000

I was a little late on grabbing DeathSpank until I heard it was made by Monkey Island co-creator Ron Gilbert. Then it all sort of made sense. The game is a parody of Diablo like adventure games, an over the top take on collecting loot and hacking and slashing enemies with a hero Read More

Fallout: New Vegas Voice Actors Revealed

Brian Jones — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:36:55 +0000

The voice cast of the highly anticipated Fallout: New Vegas has been announced! We decided to match up the actor with the name so you can see who will be behind some of the voices in this title! I’m excited to see some returning characters, like Ron Perlman as the Read More

CrackDown 2

Brian Jones — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:35:04 +0000

The original Crackdown was literally crack for me. I knew deep down that the game wasn’t good for me, but I still would spend hours climbing buildings and looking for orbs while throwing buses at random thugs. I was surprised by the announcement of the sequel, and pleased to Read More

Naughty Bear

Brian Jones — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 21:04:58 +0000

I remember when the game Bully came out, everyone was outraged that it was a GTA style game with kids, instead of guns you had sling shots, instead of grenades you had fire crackers and instead of fighting mobsters for turf, you had to survive jocks in gym class. It was a fun Read More

The $60 Sure Thing

Brian Jones — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:35:58 +0000

Single gamers, take heart this Valentine’s Day for while you haven’t found love, you can skip the whole ordeal of meeting the expectations of others and instead spend you money on the only sure thing this loveless weekend. That’s right, BioShock 2 is out. Sure, you may not Read More

A Kingdom for Keflings

Brian Jones — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:58:41 +0000

As a reviewer I was often forced to play games I hated, this turned me into a jaded gamer who was fueled only by getting free copies of games and making witty comments ripping apart shitty games. As this proves to be quite the volatile combination, you can imagine I didn’t Read More

Plastic Booty Rockin’

Brian Jones — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:39:16 +0000

If you look at my apartment you can clearly see the last thing I need is another plastic instrument. I got guitars and drums and microphones littering the floor, like an over grown preschooler with his Fisher Price noise makers. When I heard about DJ Hero I was ready to hang up Read More

Borderlands: One Diabolical Shooter!

Brian Jones — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:16:57 +0000

The best kind of games are the ones where you find yourself saying, one more level, one more turn, one more quest, one more hour and before you know it, you look at the clock with bloodshot eyes and see that its 5 in the morning and you should get ready for work. Borderlands Read More